This Shouldn’t Be Known as A “Dress”
See, we’re liberal with regard to our design sense. We won’t care about it that much if someone somehow managed to refer to a couple of loafers as “ribbon-up shoes” or on the other hand in the event that someone called a pullover a sweater or something to that effect, yet it’ll be difficult to persuade us that anything this is, is a dress. That simply is definitely not a dress. A dress needs to, indeed, dress the individual that is wearing it.